Yao Ming, Shaquille O’Neal and Kevin Hart

Breaking news: Yao Ming is really, really tall. Despite the obviousness of it all, looking at him next to just about anyone else is entertaining in its own way. This week, comedian/actor Kevin Hart proved this point by Instagramming a fictional, one hundred percent Photoshopped image of himself standing next to Yao and Shaquille O’Neal, appropriately captioned, “We look [like] the Battery Life Bars on a cell phone.” Join the club, Kevin Hart.